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Can someone translate this for me to english – Epidy sirrikithu?! Vaada baduva! Paara-dee!
Gracias.

What does this mean: “מעטפת אס”; it’s on a small leaflet for kids about soccer; I’m trying to translate it.
Thanks.

I have this ONE minute video, I would appreciate it so much if you could briefly summarize it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFjjrDU8M…
It is only 1:11, thanks so much in advance!

“The rate for direct purchases shall be 11.99% above the prime rate which is quoted on the first Tuesday following the start of each new billing period. The interest rate will therefore vary between billing periods with a new effective interest rate being applied per billing period.”
Someone who follows financial information and who is familiar with this kind of language can interpret this easily, but what percentage of Americans do you think could read the above statement and be able to understand immediately how the interest rate on their credit card is determined?

Can someone who is good with the spanish language correct me with this translation:
English version:
San Fermin festival in Pamplona is famous around the world. Specially the bull runners are attraction many tourists. Bjørn, a young Danish man on 27 years, has several times participated in the bull run. He tells in a interview with the Spanish newspaper Diario de Navarra that he is interested in being a bull runner because his father, who was a Spanish, has run a lot.
“I started when I was 18 years. My father says that he is very nervous when I run. We hope that nothing happens there. Every year there are injuries and deaths.
Spanish translate.
Las fiestas a San Fermin en Pamplona es famoso todo el mundo. Los corredor de ancierros sobre todo atrae a muchos turistas. Bjørn, un joven danés hombre de 27 años, tienen varias veces participó a en los encierros.
Él dice en una entrevista en el diario español Diario de Navarra, que él está interesado en ser corredores del encierro, porque su padre que es el español, ha cerrido mucho.
“Yo comencé cuando estaba 18 años. Mi padre dice que está nervioso mucho cuando soy corrido. Nosotros esperanzamos que hay no pasa nada. cada años hay heridos y muertos.”
hope you can help me? and pls no google translate, it just doesnt give the right translation

Always when I hear a black person talk, I can’t understand them. It’s like they speak a different language or something.

BQ: Farthest you have ever been and where do you live?

Please no Google Translate.

On Friday, November 18, 2011, President Obama signed an Agricultural appropriations bill into law which, among other things, contains language that allows for the refinancing and reauthorization of the federal inspection program for slaughterhouses that process horse meat. This is the first time in 6 years that the funding request for the inspection program has been granted; it was orignally defunded in 2005 by Congress, and has been voted down every year since then until now. I’m interested in knowing what peoples’ responses to the new law are. In my own case, I disagree with it, because I know that it will cost the American taxpayers MILLIONS of dollars once the new plants get built ( currently, at least 8 states have plans to build horse slaughter houses, and there are more in the works) and the inspection program is up and running. When we had the program before, it was costing US taxpayers about 5 million dollars a year- and the companies which owned and ran the slaughter houses ( such as Cavel, which owned the one in Illinois near Chicago) were skimming off profits of up to 5 times that much and more. The money wasn’t going back into the US economy, either. Instead, it was getting sent back to the countries where these slaughter plant owners are based, which meant that it was going to Europe and to Asia. The slaughter plant operators who want to build here now are all foreign owned, foreign based companies- Cavel’s headquarters are in Brussels, Belgium. They exist solely to serve the European and Asian markets, because virtually every US state prohibits the sale of horse meat for human consumption. And instead of requiring these companies to pay licensing fees which would support the federal inspection program, the president and Congress have set up a situation which will force the taxpayers to do it. Yes, the inspection program will create a few new jobs, for sure- but whatever benefit results from that will be more than offset by the new taxes which all of us will pay. That is why I object to the new law. I also object for another reason- primarily because I know that reopening the slaughter plants is NOT the way to solve the problem of horse overpopulation in this country, despite what the president and Congress have been led to think. The only REAL way to solve that problem is to put a stop to the overbreeding of horses which has been going on for decades now. Unless and until that is done, the situation isn’t going to get any better. These are just my thoughts about the new law, mind you. I’m not commenting on the rightness or wrongness of them. As I said, I want to know what people here think of this. Please, no rudeness. This is a civil discussion.

I love the cinema and films in general. I have since day one. I love adventures or science-fictions and when your just in the mood to laugh, a comedy. It’s a great actor that makes a good film, a classic. Samuel L. Jackson, he is one of my favourite actors. He can play many different roles and acts with real passion.
The cinema today is very expensive however there are reductions on certain days. Last week I went to the cinema with a couple of friends, we saw the film the Matrix