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1. You are not hilarious and heartwarming person at all.
2. You are not hilarious nor heartwarming person at all.

Does anybody have any advice on how to successfully hit on another guy who isn’t out or ‘Straight’
Lemme fill you in a little bit on myself. I’m 18,&im “Straight”-”Acting” which kinda means that I’m not the common stereotype of a gay dude (I’m sure you can all imagine what that is)& my sexuality isn’t something that I tend to advertise; even though everyone in my life knows that I’m interested in dudes in a romantic way.
Now here’s the scenerio: I Know A **** Ton Of GUYS who aren’t Out or anything like that except a few give quite the hints that they could possibly be gay.
I’m not on here trying to seduce and flip side the ladies gentlemen believe me; except when my gaydar is going off on a dude who is ‘straight’ (not out); I’m immediately interested except it’s juss a little humiliating, trying to digg for information on who they’re interested in (sexually)
So this is why I’m here, does anybody have any advice/expereinces/stories they can share on how to comfortably and successfully hit on / obtain that kinda information from another guy who isn’t “OUT” and presumably “Straight” (Even if it’s questionable)
I don’t want to make things unreasonably uncomfortable for them especially since obviously they’re ‘closeted’ & that kinda defense goes up buttttttt(punnnzz) I could really use some help here.
How do I successfully get a guy who is open of their sexuality on a hetero level but the clues are open of they’re “dude appreciating” capabilites ? Anything from reading body language to great questions to ask / topics to discuss / pickup lines &even then; where to go from there would be awesome.
Thanks

i want to learn korean, my mom’s native language
for some reason she didn’t teach it to me along with english when i was a toddler.
but i want to learn it now at 19 years old
whats the best way to do it?
i kind of know some vocabulary, and can understand simple phrases if they’re said slowly
how can i go on from here?
also, i should add, my mom isn’t a good teacher, i tried having her teach me, but she just doesn’t know how to teach a language

If not which original and translated editions would work best for cross referencing

“La famiglia Prima Di Tutto”, is a saying I have always been taught to live by. “Family comes first”, is what it translates to from Italian. My parents, having four siblings each, were raised to always go by those words. My mother tells me how money never came between the family. My grandparents struggled to bring an income in for my mother and her siblings. Poppy worked while Nanny took on the hardest known task of being a stay at home mom. From what my mother told me, Poppy had about every job you could imagine. School bus driver, Cook, Delivery man, Truck driver, even Hospital Janitor. He worked as a janitor at the hospital for years, even through my childhood. The funny thing is, I used to think he was a Big shot doctor at the hospital and would tell people I had a surgeon in my family. I was always that kid who had two left feet and tripped over everything. Poppy always was the first to diagnose the injury and insist the emergency room was his kitchen. The point is no matter how little money they had they never lost the true meaning of family. They always stuck by each other side and looked at the glass half full. They were together and made through the hardest of times, I am proud to be just one of their seventeen grandchildren today.
My father is the youngest out of his siblings. He had the great pleasure of growing up with four older sisters. I myself have one sister who drives me insane, no idea how he managed to deal with four. My Fathers parents as well struggled to bring in an income. Any family of seven without the blessings of wealth of course had endured hardships. My grandparents each worked full time. By the time my father barely reached his twenties, my grandfather passed away from a heart attack at the age of 53. The death of my grandfather devastated the family like it would to any other. The man who raised them and taught them right from wrong was no longer there. The man who dedicated his life to shower his family in love was gone. My father tells me how he always looked up to his father. He admired the amount of love he put in to support his family. From the stories I’ve heard, my grandfather was truly a great man. Although I never had the chance to meet him, I greatly respect him for who he was. He was a man who put his family before anyone or anything. He is the man I am named after, the man who I hope to resemble.
Family comes first has always been a phrase to live by, It sums up the true meanings of family values and what comes of them. My siblings and I have been taught to always live by those words and embrace the positive in life. My grandparents from both sides struggled to keep a stable home but managed to balance a happy grateful environment. College would give the education success. I want to one day be the Grandfather who succeeded. I want my own grandchildren looking up on me and my accomplishments in school. Graduating from college would not only enlighten me and my own life, but the lives of my family members. Without them there would be no chance of my success, there would be no base that I started off on. There would be no motivation to lead me forward. My entire family as a whole has took a major part in my journey. They shaped who I am today and who I hope to become.

I’m doing a Chinese project… translate these please? and correct my sentence structure if need be.
To the left is what I need to translate. To the right it what I’m trying to say.
那是——too much—–咖啡。 That’s too much juice.
请过来—-less—–果汁。 Please come with less juice.
那不—–not enough——果汁。 That’s not enough juice.
请过来———more—–果汁。 Please come with more juice.
是。我——will be back——. Yes. I will be back.
I really need the pinyin, but if you post the characters too that would be GREAT

After 2 years of sadistic press attacks on Sarah Palin, and after 1 1/2 years of trash talking, racism, bigotry and all-out whining against the other republicans, Americans will finally be tired of the gutter politics and will start calling for people who know how to just debate the issues.
So tell me, liberals: on which major American issues are liberals on the winning side?
I have to tell you, I can’t think of any. You’ve been using sewer language and politics for so long I can’t remember where you stand on anything.

No language = no thought.
And no thinking = no language.
The two are interrelated, its a kind of chicken and egg’s question.

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